Auction Series- The Beginning!!!

Auction Series- The Beginning!!!

  Time- 7:30 AM Venue- Sadar Bazaar Hall “So here we are! Another NILAAMI! Human flesh is on sale. It’s going to be another “mouth watering” prospect- sponsored by DENT RO- “sabse costly paani”. The owners are ready with their PANAMA and SWISS accounts, ready for the best buy” says a super excited anchor. “The […]

Beer Whiskey Rum- After the loss- Part II

Beer Whiskey Rum- After the loss- Part II

….part II continues. “Are you there Mr Maal-Le-Liya?” “Aap hume sun skte hai? Aap kuch bolna chahte hai?” “Yes, yes. I am here.” said Mr Maal-Le-Liya after a long pause, in a subdued tone. “Where will I go. You need a bloody passport to go anywhere.” “Do you guys know how to get a new […]

The Naming Ceremony- RGSP [Real Giant Super Prince]

The Naming Ceremony- RGSP [Real Giant Super Prince]

RGSP management meeting before formation of the club. The Chairman, Goa Singh Promoter addresses the meeting- “Gentlemen and Ladies. It’s a momentous occasion. We have got another feather in our cap. We are now the owners of a cricket frenchie.” It attracts a mild laughter from one section but joins the others in applauding.   […]

Beer Whiskey Rum- After the loss- Part I

Beer Whiskey Rum- After the loss- Part I

After the bashing yesterday, Maal-Le-Liya called the leadership team of Beer-Whiskey-Rum for a conference call. Team manager- “Hello Boss. How are you?” “Cut the bullshit. Tell me what happened yesterday?” Team manager looks at the Captain & Coach with a blank face, indicating that they should take over. Coach- “Hi Boss. This is Katori. I […]

Intolerant People's League- Team Analysis

Intolerant People’s League- Team Analysis

Intolerant People’s League’s Team Analysis by Har-Show me Bhag-Le, Hold Your Breath Lee, Prof Very Very Lacchu, Shame Warned Bhag-Le -“So what do you guys think about Bare Angels. Players are changing every year. Do you think this years’ composition can win it for them. Breath Lee- “The Wall as the coach would be really […]

Cheap Beer Cheater Kock Award

Cheap Beer Cheater Kock Award

“I want to win this season” said Maal-Le-Liya, during a BORED meeting of his club Beer Whiskey Rum “Sir we have got the best of the players from all over the world. There is Sabki-Le, Super Commando Dhruv, SuperMan and Watt’s Son- 100KiloWatt.” Maal-Le-Liya cuts the Manager in between. “What the Brother-Father are you talking […]

Strategic Discussion @ Bare Angels Camp

Strategic Discussion @ Bare Angels Camp

A scene from pre-season strategy discussion of Bare Angels at Delhi Airport. A power point presentation is being displayed on of the LCDs in the waiting area. Agenda: 1. Cheerleader Selection 2. Evening Party Arrangements 3. Finalize Celebrity Controversy Execution Strategy 4. Fixing Rumor Activation Plans 5. Discussion  with Coach/ Captain and Support Staff “So, […]

Kuch Din toh Gujariye!!!

Kuch Din toh Gujariye!!!

One of the teams went through a 5 Day conditioning camp before the start of the tournament, to acclimatize with the Dry State of Affairs and build camaraderie. Intel-X Tech owner My Nobody welcomed the players on the 1st day and gave away 1.6 GHZ 32GB HDD/256MB RAM Desktop to everyone. In the meantime, the […]

Sattar Minute

Sattar Minute

Meanwhile inside Kuch Kuch Rota hai camp. “70 by 5 Matches hai tumhare paas. 70 by 5 round robin matches.” says Ruk Ruk in a voice filled with intensity. Same level of intensity witnessed in Bill-Wale. Robin Upma suddenly wakes up hearing his name. He is brought to senses by Team Me Aan-Dey, who tells […]