Senior Gossip Executor

Senior Gossip Executor

“….congratulations Praveen. You have been promoted to Senior Gossip Executor.” “Thanks Lily.”   “You are doing really great work. People are doing more gossips and this is helping delay a lot of projects” “You now need to take the agenda forward to create culture of gossips. People everywhere are doing just gossips and nothing else.” […]

Project Management

Project Management

At the boardroom, an intense discussion is going on. “Explorer” said Amish “Woh to use ho chukka hai, by NASA” said Kurian “Re-explorer?” said Amish “Naah! Let’s be original. Like ‘Abhyuday’” said Kriti “What’s that?” “It means beginning of…..something. Meaning ka kya achar daalna hai?” “How about ‘Modified’? Aaj kal yahi chal rha hai” …… […]

Launching a Product

Launching a Product

The projector screen displayed a rocket being launched, carrying some item. On the other side of the screen the word “Market” was written. The rocket was supposedly “aimed” towards the market. The marketing manager, Arun, began with his presentation. As he flicked to the next slide, the CEO interrupted him, “Wait, wait. Let’s not hurry […]

Competition War Room

Competition War Room

Product Manager starts the session. He opens up with a power-point presentation displayed on the big projector screen. It reads- “Competition War Room” “Hi, everyone! This workshop is organized to do a very honest review of the competitive landscape of Smartphones category. Competition has spiced up dramatically in the last 18-24 months. We have lost […]