Apr 172016
 

“I want to win this season” said Maal-Le-Liya, during a BORED meeting of his club Beer Whiskey Rum
“Sir we have got the best of the players from all over the world. There is Sabki-Le, Super Commando Dhruv, SuperMan and Watt’s Son- 100KiloWatt.”Cheater Kock Award
Maal-Le-Liya cuts the Manager in between.
“What the Brother-Father are you talking about?”
“We need to win Cheap-Beer Cheater Kock award. These all superheros can only win you the tournament. We are here for greater and larger things, to MAKE it LARGE.”

“Don’t forget what one Nashedi once said- ‘Dont run after trophy, but instead buy one. It’s cheaper and easier.'”
So, go and figure out who decides these Sneezing awards and send him a truck load of Cheap-Beer. Ensure that the truck is driven by the Cheer Girl I had selected yesterday.”
“Ok Sir.”

“And I need plans on:
1- Training by Dicky Taunting ‘Fun ways of abusing opponents’
2- Acting lessons for showing anger at umpires
3- Masterclass by You’re Warned on ‘101 ways to agitate spectators’
4- My favorite, Sabki-Le TED Talk on ’10 ways to flirt with interviewer’

Get this done quickly.”

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