Meanwhile inside Kuch Kuch Rota hai camp.
“70 by 5 Matches hai tumhare paas. 70 by 5 round robin matches.” says Ruk Ruk in a voice filled with intensity. Same level of intensity witnessed in Bill-Wale.
Robin Upma suddenly wakes up hearing his name. He is brought to senses by Team Me Aan-Dey, who tells him to keep calm and stay warm to be delicious.
“Aaj me tumhe kuch nahi batane wala hoon.”
Chakram and Jokes Khaleesh take a sigh of relief hearing this.
But seems Ruk RUk is not finished.
“..main ye nahi kahunga ki Captain Serious tum bend hoke cover drive maaro…” Ruk Ruk illustrates the cover drive, as he speaks, looking at Serious. In a right handers posture, he pushes out his RIGHT leg towards covers and enacts the movement of bat from between his legs. He loses his balance, but quickly moves back in control.
“Main nahi kahunga ki aise catch lena aur wese stumping karna. Naa hi ye kahunga ki short pitch karna ya yorker karna.”
Everyone starts to clap. But it is abruptly stopped by Yuhi Chawal. She gives a stern look to everyone indicating Ruk Ruk hasn’t finished yet.
“Instead, for your motivation, I have made a movie- “BAN”. And you guys are going to get an opportunity to watch before the Universe wise release.
Chakram and Jokes Khaleesh are seen pulling their hair while the players are trying desperately to avoid eye contact with Ruk Ruk.
Suddenly the dressing room is hijacked by Ruk Ruk’s crew guys. They push away all the players to quickly set-up the screen and projector for the movie screening.
“And yeah. I am going to give you guys 50% discount on the ticket price. Your contribution of Rs 500 would be cut from this years’ IPL fee and balance from next years’ fee.” RUk RUk concludes his speech in a soft motherly voice.
Feature Film will begin shortly….!