A scene from pre-season strategy discussion of Bare Angels at Delhi Airport.
2. Evening Party Arrangements
3. Finalize Celebrity Controversy Execution Strategy
4. Fixing Rumor Activation Plans
5. Discussion with Coach/ Captain and Support Staff
“So, Gentlemen. Let’s begin. We only have an hour.” says the Chairman.
“This time we have got Cheerleader applications from all over the world. We have Australians, Italians, Americans, Russians and also Chinese.” explains the
“Dont you have any Arabia, Afghan or Turkish ones?” said Airport Security Incharge
“Sir, we tried. But none of them are accepting to come to India.”
“Then, should we change the venue to Sharjah or Abu Dhabi?” asks the Chairman.
“Sir, that would be difficult. Would we be okay with Brazilians?
“Hmmm. Do you have any profiles?” the Chairman is interested.
“We will get those shortly. I will send across the profiles to everyone by night.”
“Yes, please send BEFORE NIGHT (In the night, no control!). I want to have a detailed run through.”
Chairman whispers to Airport Security In-charge “When they say profile, what does it mean?”
Secy “It has full details about a particular Cheergirl.”
Chairman “But what exactly is there in the profile”
Secy “Yes Sir, it has photos of Cheergirls. All kinds of photos. If that’s what you were looking for.”
Chairman takes a deep sigh.
“Got it boys. Let’s move on.” Chairman seemed relaxed now.
“Where are we on the evening party arragements?” Chairman wants to move on.
“We have already fixed the venue, cocktails and media personnel.” says the Pilot.
“And what about dope, bookies, party girls. It’s important go get these right. Also, show me the list of media folks. There better be a few who can sparkle
“And yes, please have a theme this time around. Let’s have some different themes like Dogs/Bitches or Mafia or Beachwear without Bikini. I am too bored with
Striptease, Night Secrets kind of themes.” the Secy jumps in.
“Ok Sir. We will take care.” confirms the Pilot.
“Boys, let’s finish of the rest of the topics quickly. We dont have much time.” Chairman is now in a hurry.
The coach, DownTon is a little unsettled- “Sir, players are having a lot of issues with stay facilities, sports kits, training venues and delay in payments.”
“Oho. Mr DownTon, I think you can take care of these petty issues. Do let me know if someone is making too much noise. I have a bookie friend to take care of the players.”