Swing Khan to be a “supporting actor”
Having Pet Kamin, Kabhi-se Kabada, MD Swami in the squad; it was looking difficult for Swing Khan to make an entry. After discussing with Bare Angels coach Wall, Swing has decided to play a supporting cast. He would be playing all matches supporting one of the 3 pacers, who will be rotated through the season.
Main-bhi Dravid (aka Me-too Dravid) out of InPL
Main-bhi Dravid has announced that he would be out of InPL due to shoulder injury. With Super Commando Dhruv’s aka McBc getting all the limelight in Pussy media post shoulder injury; Main-bhi has decided to go down the same path. His shy nature has often limited his marketability despite impressive performance on the field.
Robin Blue and A-Null Wicket-Le supported Main-bhi’s decision.
Meanwhile, even Mulli Ki-Jai joined the “shoulder injury to surgery” list; hoping to get into the limelight.
Superman to lead Beer Whiskey Rum in place of Super Commando Dhruv
As the Govt closes in on Maal-le Liya, Beer Whiskey Rum have other issues to sort out. With Super Commando Dhruv down with injury, Superman is going to lead the side. Apparently, Sabki-Le and InSane Watt were furious at not having got the position ahead of Superman. Their argument was that Sabki-Le has the larger than life image and bat; and InSane Watt is out of the Pussy team for quite sometime to lead with a fresh mind. Clearly, the club management still has some sense going.
RGSP signs I-Ran Mahir in place of Mi-Hell Harsh
After replacing Un-Honi with Tommy Smith as captain (read the full coverage here), Gutka Singh (owner of RGSP) has taken another important decision to replace Mi-Hell Harsh with unsold I-Ran Mahir. Hoping to get maximum publicity for the newly launched Gutka brand- Khaini Khao Jeevan Badhao, Gutka Singh is positive that I-Ran would be perfect fit as brand Icon apart from Tommy.